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Forum: General Blabber May 4th, 2006, 05:43 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,000
Posted By Pharaoh
Who cares about the football? We're going to rule...

Who cares about the football? We're going to rule at hooliganism. :lol

No, really I think Rooney being injured is a massive blow to our chances of winning, but at least there's less pressure on...
Forum: General Blabber May 3rd, 2006, 07:51 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,000
Posted By Pharaoh
C'mon England !:rock...

C'mon England !:rock
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Forum: Comics 'n Books May 3rd, 2006, 05:47 PM
Replies: 928
Views: 334,666
Posted By Pharaoh
Also I'm enjoying reading Jarhead by Anthony...

Also I'm enjoying reading Jarhead by Anthony Swofford.
Forum: Comics 'n Books May 3rd, 2006, 05:19 PM
Replies: 928
Views: 334,666
Posted By Pharaoh
I love rooting around old secondhand bookshops,...

I love rooting around old secondhand bookshops, and the other day I came across this old Kipling book of poems for £2.50, Songs From Books. It intrigued me because of the swastika on the cover, and...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 3rd, 2006, 06:10 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,292
Posted By Pharaoh
That's right, Fuzzy Wuzzy isn't so fuzzy now, he...

That's right, Fuzzy Wuzzy isn't so fuzzy now, he looks more like the scumbags below and persecutes the British these days.

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Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 2nd, 2006, 05:42 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,292
Posted By Pharaoh
Well in 19th century Britain, it was a black...

Well in 19th century Britain, it was a black person, especially one with fuzzy hair.

Like the two chaps below.

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Forum: General Blabber May 1st, 2006, 03:46 PM
Replies: 2,287
Views: 395,216
Posted By Pharaoh
A 'Mr. KIPLING' almond slice. It's an exceedingly...

A 'Mr. KIPLING' almond slice. It's an exceedingly good cake. :yum
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 1st, 2006, 09:45 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,292
Posted By Pharaoh
Well you seem well educated, Sethomas, but you...

Well you seem well educated, Sethomas, but you obviously haven't read much old literature if you think Kipling is specially racist. It only seems racist now because attitudes to race have changed so...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 26th, 2006, 03:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
Ok, I admit you are a moron.

Ok, I admit you are a moron.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 26th, 2006, 01:50 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,292
Posted By Pharaoh
I like it mostly because it's so politically...

I like it mostly because it's so politically incorrect these days, and yet it's as wise and true now as the day it was written. Muslim immigrants here, for example, however good they may seem, have...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 26th, 2006, 12:42 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
Classic. It's your mongrel IQ, butwank, not...

Classic. It's your mongrel IQ, butwank, not you're. Knowing you are mongrel IQ doesn't make sense. When will you ever get that into your low IQ skull?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 26th, 2006, 06:38 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
I don't see any emoticon, butwank, is it...

I don't see any emoticon, butwank, is it invisible? Are you sure you know how to do it? All you do is click on the emoticon of your choice and it appears in your post. It's easy.

And there's even...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 05:30 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
I'll buy you all dinner, fish and chips maybe,...

I'll buy you all dinner, fish and chips maybe, but I'm afraid I can't possibly afford to feed butwank as well, it would be far too expensive.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 05:14 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
Fuck this forum.

Fuck this forum.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 04:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
How many times have you said nothing?

How many times have you said nothing?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 04:18 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
Butwank, you quite obviously know Jack Shit about...

Butwank, you quite obviously know Jack Shit about English grammar, and I don't really want to embarrass you with my superior knowledge. I mean, I am English you know. And it's my mongrel language...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 10:29 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
Er yeah, I was being ironic butwank. I don't...

Er yeah, I was being ironic butwank. I don't suppose you noticed, but my grammar, 'I wish I were better educated', was actually quite correct.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 06:15 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,292
Posted By Pharaoh
Rudyard Kipling

I don't like much poetry but I like this one. :)

THE STRANGER

THE Stranger within my gate,
****He may be true or kind,
But he does not talk my talk —
****I cannot feel his mind.
I...
Forum: Music Apr 25th, 2006, 06:07 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,609
Posted By Pharaoh
Onward, Christian soldiers.

Onward, Christian soldiers.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 05:48 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,953
Posted By Pharaoh
That reminds me, I've got to do the hoovering,...

That reminds me, I've got to do the hoovering, and I hate hoovering. :(
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2006, 05:41 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,985
Posted By Pharaoh
I wish I were better educated, then I might just...

I wish I were better educated, then I might just understand this load of bollocks.
Forum: Music Apr 20th, 2006, 06:31 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,447
Posted By Pharaoh
Skrewdriver - Win Or Die

Skrewdriver - Win Or Die
Forum: General Blabber Apr 20th, 2006, 06:27 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,263
Posted By Pharaoh
Pork pies are good, I think they're only sold in...

Pork pies are good, I think they're only sold in Britain but I could be wrong. There are lots of different meat pies here, like steak and kidney, steak and ale, chicken and mushroom, meat and potato....
Forum: General Blabber Apr 15th, 2006, 08:52 AM
Replies: 2,287
Views: 395,216
Posted By Pharaoh
It was more like one-a-twenty penny. I'm eating...

It was more like one-a-twenty penny.

I'm eating a piece of 'Yorkie' Easter egg now, it had a big packet but is actually quite small. I've been swindled. :(
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 14th, 2006, 08:07 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,983
Posted By Pharaoh
Dope, all you ever do is post bitchy insults....

Dope, all you ever do is post bitchy insults. Your only contribution to this thread is an insult with no connection to the topic being discussed, so shut it bitch.
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