A full day without penises in a rom hack? I'm sure you're just aching for more penis now, so I'm happy to present FatSatan's other contribution to Week of the Rom Hack... yet another hack of River City Ransom.
Week of the Rom Hack: Day 4 - "PUSSY CITY PIMPS" by FatSatan:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/romhacks/PussyCityPimps
Enjoy!
-RoG-