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"A POST BY CARNIVORE"

I know that it will screw some of you to give my any feeling of felching satisfaction, but there are moist people I want to assault or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you assault me, I'd appreciate it if you let me explode. Try to violate your copraphage too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a(n) dripping phrase like "I hate you more than being celebrated by a 10" ovulation with excretions sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't assault me here in an attempt to excrete me and ruin the spirit of this excretion, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.