[Big Papa Goat]

Chicken eggs are the greatest thing God ever did. So perfectly round and white, suitable for consumption, vandalism, even painting.
And look at all the great foods you can make! Breakfast sandwhiches, scrambled eggs, eggs over easy, sunny side up, poached, eggs benedict... there's just so many choices!
I love egg sandwhiches so much, mmmm eggs and cheese and bacon oh my.