[kahljorn]

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Try the traditional shamanistic ethneobotanic known as datura, that's right, datura. Used oft throughout time, by such people as the aztecs, witches(Hardcore witch potions that really worked), Native Americans and many other cultures. Also known as Jimson weed, hell's bell's, loco weed, angel trumpet.. it's gauranteed to give you a good near death experience, kill you, or make you insane.
It is said learning how to use the datura itself is a spiritual experience, if you cannot make it through, it will consume your soul. It is a direct link to the spiritual world, it's fun for the whole family.
USER BE CAUTIONED, MAY SEE CRAZY FACE CHANGING PEOPLE. MAY FALL THROUGH FLOORS, MAY RUN INTO INVISIBLE FORCEFIELDS THAT ARE REALLY WALLS BUT YOURE IN A LITERAL WAKING DREAM SO YOU DONT THINK THERES A WALL THERE SO YOU RUN INTO IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN. STAIRS? STAY AWAY FROM STAIRS, YOU CANT SEE THEM, YOULL THINK ITS A FLOOR. INSTANT BROKEN RIBS. Cars? Invisible, you're roadkill. SMall pebbles? You think they're diamonds, you could kill a demon who's trying to steal it from you but it's really your aunt jain who wants to borrow some eggs.
MOST IMPORTANTLY beware the bacterial growth that will eat away at your hand slowly, it's dangerous, you have to embrace your lucidity my friends. Give it a spin or two, fell the Magnetic Reinforcement of corsculating primal forces shaking your body, like candy wrapped goodness whispering sweet practicalities into your ears you always knew but always regressed. STRIVE ITSTRIIIEVE. Once that instinctual curve grabs your every angle it's just a matter of your presence upon the world, the personal gravity of your soul. The bacteria lives wiiithin.