[AChimp]

There's a guy who hangs out one of the malls downtown and walks around the food court at lunch asking teens if they've heard the good news about Jesus.

He told me once that I was making a big mistake when I told him that I didn't care if God existed or not ("... what if you died right now?") and then wanted me to pray with him right there.

Funny thing, though, is that he keeps introducing himself with a different name, as if I'd forget his pompous face.

I think the next time someone asks me what I'd say to God if I were to meet him "right now", I'm gonna say "Hail Satan!"