[Helm]

Once when I was at the dentist about 10 years from now, only it wasn't a regular dentist my mother told me, but rather a children dentist. This ment basically that the room was bright pink and that there were toys to keep yourself occupied with while you were waiting for your turn to be brutally drilled up the asshole by three siamese idiot koreans. Anyway I finally sit on the dentist chair and the female dentist puts the dentist tube in my mouth and starts to look around in my mouth. All the while she was chatting with that other female in the room. As she was prying my teeth apart to put a 'ring' on the tooth she wanted to cap (hell if I know what exactly she was doing) she was discussing with her friend about how she hates all the whiny brats that cry all the time and call for their mothers every time something stings. She did a mock impression of a baby crying. I was in horrible pain as she was drilling away without a care in the world, and me having recieved an equal amount of anestethic, I started panicing but because of what she had said I tried to tough it out and kept quiet. I was tortured for a good long while she and her friend chatted about their boyfriends. After we left I told my mother that I am not a child anymore and so I should go to regular grownup dentists instead of children dentists. She told me that she took me to that place mainly because the dentist was a friend of hers and we got a discount. My mother had shitty friends.

Post your horrible dentist experiences here so I can feel better about having to go to the dentist two days from now.