I'm sorry you consider your prize a joke, Max. As with all our prizes, you can request a cash equivalent for your winnings. With your prize, that amount comes to $34.99. I'll still need your shipping address, however.
Les Waste, buck up! Your effort was good enough for 10th and that's nothing to scoff at!
Due to the overwhelming response this contest generated, we're considering issuing a SECOND SET of winners for other categories such as Best Effort, Most References Made, etc. These winners would not receive a prize but would be immortalized with the others on our contest history page
Let us know what you think.