i like this one better
"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."
sad thing is... i di dress up as john the baptist when i was in 4th grade... i couldnt run very fast so tag sucked, and i had a paper bag...
so the next year i was a woman, w/ a nice dress, lipstick, earrings, and had a purse.
now i carry a shot glass.