[Ghost of Fraiser]

(I was browsing around on Professor Cool's computer [eegads, that's some porn collection] and i found and little article which was about his band the Professors of Cool, it's some interesting...shit)

1000 years from now, some explorers will investigate the ruins of Chicago. Through the rubble of the sears tower and onto the crater that once stood Wrigley Field, they will find random things along the way. Once will be a cracked disc. After research, they will find out it was a CD, after their space age technology repairs it they put it in a now ancient CD Player. They will heard freakish noises that will make their ears bleed. They would read the name of the disc and would now know pure evil as to be called "The Professors of Cool."

Or not.....

Either way, it was a wild ride.

-Summer before Junior Year-

Two scalawags sit on a porch of a suburban home of suburbia. Without a car and without a thing to do, one plays guitar while the other taps on the side of the porch post. The guitar kids name was Brandon and the other Mark. They always had the wild idea of having a band, but never put any effort into doing it. Doing things require some work, and they hated working. But every now and then, they would get a rush to actually try something for once. That summer day was it. Brandon and Mark walked to Mark's house, and got his drums. They started playing music. They weren't that good, yet it was a start. And it was a start, a start of a wild ride.

-Junior Year-

The two scalawags now stood upon a copy machine. Making copies of a sheet ripped from a spiral note book that read.

NEW BAND FORMING
Basic Rock band forming
NEED: one rhythm guitarist, one bassist

It then gave out the address and such. Not that they wouldn't want you to contact them, it's just that no one lives there anymore, but then I digress....

They post them one the walls along school. Although hall monitors rip them down carelessly a week later. It was enough to ge 5 people to come.

The first one could play 3 notes, but that was it...NEXT

A pretty young woman walked in, us being young males first thought it was the guy's girlfriend coming in to console him. But she had a guitar with here. She played a Pixies tune, beautifully. There was no doubt in her minds she was in.

The third guy didn't own a guitar....NEXT

The fourth was a guy we knew, he brought a saxophone. He was kidding around. But there was something about the blaring chords Brandon played with the sound of his saxophone. We let him join, they were beginning to make a interesting sound.

Forget the fifth guy, we didn't need another guitarist. He looked stupid anyway. His hair was curled on one side and straight on the other. What a doofus, I hope he's dead.

Sorry about that, getting out of character.

And so the band was formed, Brandon, the guitarist, Mark, the drummer, Jennifer, the other guitarist, and Dave, the saxaphonist.
It was a beginning of something new, all they needed was a voice......and some money.

End of Part 1