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Wal-Mart's already in trouble for hiring illegal immigrants.

Oh, what a coincidence! This story was on CNN this morning alongside a bunch of ballyhoo about the Columbine kids. They found some videotape of theirs... blegh.

I wonder where the accountability should start. Obviously if these kids are 14 and 16 years old and they don't know that firing shotguns at cars are deadly, then there's the beginning of their problems: They're fucking morons.

Suing the videogames would be the easy answer, but if we're once again going to stretch logic... Why not sue:

-The Parents. Obviously they aren't doing a good job if their kids are too fucking stupid to realize shotguns + cars does not = Fun Day at the park for passing motorists.

- Automobile manufacturers, for making cars that looked so similar to the ones used in GTA that the kids chose them specifically for their resemblance.

- Gun manufacturers, because they were obviously inspired to create shotguns from that damned Satanic game.

- The school, for once again not teaching these kids how NOT to be a fucking moron.

- Me, for believing that there's any hope of intelligence out there.