[The One and Only...]

I couldn't join the military if I wanted to 'cause I have fallen arches.

Not a pacifist, either. My real beef with war is that it raises taxes and, in the long run, probably hurts our national defense more than helps it. Then again, I'm a pretty desensitized person... that happens when you kill animals from such an early age that the smell of deer carcass is appealing to you.

Wars run on the economic forefront are much more acceptable in my mind.