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Originally Posted by Shut Up
"trout slaps own curb stomps"
Yeah fucking right. Trout slaps don't hold shit against a good curb stomping.
"OooOoh I'm going to bounce a fish off your head moderately hard" compared to "I'm going to fucking cave your face in on the side of the street".
Wussy trout slapper..
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actually, trout slaps DO own curb stomps. it's all about the humorism involved. you see:
trout slap=absurd
absurd=funny
funny=Monty Python
Monty Python once did a fish slapping dance
ftrout=fish
troutslapping=HILARIOUS.
you see, mr. Shut Up. you, are a moron. a big, fat, greasy, smelly, sweatty, slippery, short, gay, assraped midget, who bares a close resemblance to a brain tumor. and if your brain cannot comprehend this much words, I'll give you a simpler version.
YOU (that means you, Shut Up)= Ronald Reagan's ass.
do you understand now? if not, let your mother read it to you. OK? good. goodbye douchebag.