[jin]

I am a telemarketer.

I get paid more than most other people my age for a job which requires neither manual labor nor excessive exertion in any way.

I have been paid $700 for a 21 hour week.

I earn superannuation and have paid sick time and holiday time in a casual job.

I have extremely flexible hours and my own cubicle, and am counted as my own business so i get tax deductables and business rates.

I also get bank rates on my loans and my current mobile phone bill is paid for by my telemarketing firm.

For every person I actually convince I earn a commission.

All the crazey antics you speak about here are not at ALL generic and are DEFINITELY hillarious.

PS. I hang up on black people, because they have no money.

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