Max, this would have been the perfect time for you to resurrect the whole Danica McKellar joke. See, it's been just the right amount of time, when people aren't thinking about it, but would TOTALLY remember it. And this question would almost validate that as an answer, making it even funnier. As if the joke was just WAITING for this thread.
When did my comical genius outclass Max's? I think it's time I started writing for the site, and attacking VinceZeb.
Oh, and I relate to Holden from Chasing Amy, Steve from Sex and the City, Massimo from The Wedding Planner, and Urkel.