I love how you talk like you're being professionally contracted for your elaborate works of ass. It wouldn't even be as unintentionally funny as it is if it didn't reek of effort.
The fox himself in the pic is Six, a character from Jax on VCL. Which you'd know if you had been on the old boards (
"What! There were old boards? I thought you all had really small post counts for no readily apparent reason and I could scream and cry in public as hard as that time five years ago when my babysitter made me wear pull-ups ten sizes too tiny and my stomach acid began to bore through my testicles!").
My copy of Photoshop is 100% stolen. And I'm sure Adobe would wish you had stolen their program as well after witnessing your digital bullshit so they could profess ignorance that their product would be used in such a niggardly manner. If you purchase any Adobe product, you are either a rich moron or running a business.
Did that 'hit too close to home?' Maybe 'get your goat?' Or perhaps 'another scathing clichéd phrase that I picked out of the nonsensical ramblings of my home ec teacher while he brutally violated me in detention with a dry-erase marker for drawing
naked, disproportionate pictures of my mom DANCING IN HELL WITH A POORLY-SHADED SICKLE?'