[James]

I'm sorry for being late. I was off NOT obsessing over what people were saying to me and my imaginary friend. I just now realized that for the past two hours, you and your alter-ego have been jizzing all over this board with your grade-school insults.

You see, it's not the brightest of ideas (not like we'd expect such things from you) to just jump on here at a random time and expect the rest of us to be sitting around in wait. We'll get here when we get here, not when you beckon us. You don't own us. In fact, as evidenced in other threads, we clearly own you.

Now put on that thing I like, and lick this spoon.