[James]

Haha, busted yet again.

Now, here's a list of explanations he may give.

- "Your mom is a slut."
- "I am a great artist and you are a dumby."
- "We switched names just to make fun of you stupid people."
- "We were at his house. Did I say my house? I meant his house. And your mom is a slut."
- "You are all gays."