Uncle Ben 3936: YOUR MY FAVORITE
Super Retro Guy: fucking a right
Uncle Ben 3936: do you have titz?
Super Retro Guy: pecs
Super Retro Guy: and balls
Uncle Ben 3936: aww
Super Retro Guy: big hairy tasty cummy ones
Uncle Ben 3936: thats cute
Super Retro Guy: i know
Uncle Ben 3936: do you show em off for money?
Uncle Ben 3936: please say yes
Super Retro Guy: the ball or the pecs?
Uncle Ben 3936: both
Super Retro Guy: no, i usually just suck cock and offer hand jobs for money
Uncle Ben 3936: how much?
Super Retro Guy: how much you got?
Uncle Ben 3936: six bucks
Super Retro Guy: thats bullshit
Super Retro Guy: got to at least have tennie
Uncle Ben 3936: alright. ill tell you when i have enough
Uncle Ben 3936: dont you have a christmas sale?
Uncle Ben 3936: the korean guy down my block does
Super Retro Guy: he has herpes
Uncle Ben 3936: o man:-(
Uncle Ben 3936: well, ill get 4 more bucks and come back to you on that. deal?
Super Retro Guy: you have herpes, fuck off
Uncle Ben 3936: nu-uh!:-(
Super Retro Guy: dont gimme that bs
Uncle Ben 3936: only the handjob part, then!
Super Retro Guy: thats naste
Uncle Ben 3936: ill throw 5 more dollars in the mix of things. how does that sound?
Super Retro Guy: two tennies and its a deal
Uncle Ben 3936: four fives?
Super Retro Guy: deal
Uncle Ben 3936: alright...
Uncle Ben 3936: sounds good to me. i want this to happen when the ball drops on new year's. ok?
Super Retro Guy: 6 fives then
Uncle Ben 3936: ok ok
Uncle Ben 3936: do you know who this is?
Super Retro Guy: no
Uncle Ben 3936: that korean guy's son
Super Retro Guy: which ones?
Uncle Ben 3936: the third
Super Retro Guy: why not the fourths?
Uncle Ben 3936: the fourths are gays
Uncle Ben 3936: i have to go help my dad with something. ill sort out all of the arrangements later.
Through this whole thing, he didn't have a clue who I was.
