I will get a new high-end computer. It will be an ongoing process fora few weeks while I buy each part from wherever it's cheaper but that's still a 1000 euro gift :o. Downside is that I'm going to have to basically work my ass off for the next 2 years doing whatever needs to be done at dad's newspaper to gradually repay the family every cent. Cleaning bathrooms and handjobs

At the same time

But still a kickass gift.