[Big McLargehuge]

Porcelin perfect coffee cream skin, and eyes so deep and dark that they make me want to say every cliched thing ever said about eyes, i want to claim that i get lost in them (i do) and i know that hopeless romantic is just another way of saying that you are too much of a sissy to ask a girl out and will probably die alone, but that is how i feel.


how do i ask a girl like that out, without sounding like a stalker or the obsessive weirdo that i am?