Mood:
Condescending
I mean, really, the opening 'mood' indicator really captures the essence of the LJ; no-one cares what you feel like except for your family and friends, and there are better ways to talk to them than leaving them and the rest of the world little post-it notes about how your shitty, uneventful life is proceeding.
It's more pathetic than masturbation, because you invite everyone to come watch you do it.