[ultra perfect cell]

I'M HERE GHOJIN! OMG WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO CHOJIN! PREPARE TO DIE! *absorbs sam* *throws up and blows up from severe nausea* *regenerates* BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHA! *blows sam into atoms* *summons Shenron, the eternal dragon* SHENRON! MY TWO WISHES ARE ETERNAL LIFE FOR ME AND CHOJIN AND TO HAVE CHOJIN RETURNED TO LIFE! *wishes are granted* *Chojin gets up and goes into battle stance* PREPARE TO SEE ME GO ULTRA PERFECT X20 KAIOKEN X50000!!!!! WAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA! I FEEL THE POWER! SAY GOODBYE, MOTHERFUCKERS! FINAL FLASH! *levels Iraq, Afghanistan and 12 major cities and of course the enemies* VICTORY IS OURS! CHOJIN! LET'S GO DESTROY THE WORLD!