[mburbank]

See?! There's so much worthy of lengthy, expensive investigation here! To hell with this whole 'how did we not know there were no WMD in Iraq', the american people deserve to know how the unthinkable 'wardrobe malfunction' occured! This conspiracy must be uncovered! The truth must be revealed, laid bare! If we cannot American eyes from unwanted exposure to Janet Jacksons boob, how can we protect our citizens from terrorist attack!?!