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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
I was really sick last week and I am on antibiotics so no alchohol tonight. My kids are upstairs drawing  I will play hockey with my older one and then watch America's funniest home video's with them and then tuck them to bed and then watch MatchStick Men with the wife and maybe get lucky later actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination... |
drawing = cowering
hockey = "hide the pony"
America's Funniest Home Video's = videotape of last nights "playtime" to get myself aroused
tuck them into bed = touch them where they NEED it while they scream "WHY DADDY WHY"
maybe get lucky later
actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination... = chase my wife through the house, hold her down while she screams and anally rape her and then beat her with the phone while she lies in the corner sobbing, and saying to herself "why, oh why" and then go on the computer and inform (bore) everyone at I-mockery wuith my detailed little existence.