THE FUCKTARD CLUB
Another late night at the fucktard club...
Fartin: While your application is good, I say there my dear Professor Cool, are really a professor or are you just another inbred fucktard like the rest of us?
Professor Cool: Why yes I am a professor, but never fear my ball licking friend! For I am a fucktard just like the rest of you good sirs!
Esuohlim and Rongi enter from the bedroom where they've just finished having hot sweaty fucktard sex
Rongi: Mmm Esuohlim I've never had my asshole reamed like that before! You're even better than Matt Harty!
Esuohlim: Anything for you my little bitchboy fucktard. Matt might think he's some super hot stud, but he doesn't know shit about sucking dick the proper way like I do.
Matt Harty comes in and is devastated to see Esuohlim embracing his fucktard Rongi
Matt: What the fuck is going on here? Rongi! You're MY fuckin' bitch!
Just before a fight occurs Big McLargehuge stops molesting a little boy and gets between Esuohlim and Matt
Big McLargehuge: Alright, alright calm down fucktards! See that's why I stick to children! You ain't getting into stupid ass fights like this. Now look this is how its gonna be! Matt you take Rongi Mondays through Wednesdays, and Esuohlim you get him Thursdays through Saturdays! And Sundays are gang bang night as usual, we all know Rongi's the pass around bitch anyway.
After grumbling a bit all fucktards agree on this arrangement, just then ScruU2wice and SMN enter with a goat.
ScruU2wice: Hey fucktards! We just got back from the petting zoo! And look we got a new playmate! We're dying to try him out! SMN here says goats are just like fucking a woman!
SMN: Its true! As the only member here that's actually fucked a woman even if it was my 500 pound bed sore ridden mom I can honestly say goats are the next best thing!
*Meatman enters from the bathroom distressed*
MEATMAN: Oh shit fucktards! I really fucked up this time! I didn't mean to hit Mike so hard!
Fartin: What did you do?
MEATMAN: Well we were jerking each other off and well I was getting impatent with him, so I told him to just start blowing me, and he said he didn't want too, so I fuckin' hit him with a steel dildo. And well he's unconscious.
Fartin: He is? Well Professor, here's your chance to become a full fledged member of the fucktard club, go in that bathroom and fuck Mike.
Professor Cool: Really? Then I'm a fully fledged fucktard? Well stand aside I got work to do!
As Professor Cool enters the bathroom to fulfill his destiny, Fartin gets a novel idea that they ALL fuck unconscious Mike's scumhole twice. Soon after the gangbang Sadie enters and surveys the fucktard orgy aftermath.
Sadie: Shit I always miss all the fun!
THE END
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