Frank Zappa
1. Are you male or female? Disco Boy
2. Describe yourself: I Aint Got No Heart
3. How do some people feel about you? He's So Gay
4. How do you feel about yourself? Can't Afford No Shoes
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/love interest: Broken Hearts are for assholes
6. Where would you rather be? San Ber'dino
7. Describe what you want to be: Dancin' Fool
8. Describe how you live: Uncle Bernie's Farm
9. Describe how you love: Wild Love
10. Share a few words of wisdom: Brown Shoes Don't Make It