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OK IT'S CALLED "INTERVIEW"

Reporter: SHAZBOT , doggies and coasters ! This is the Tonite Show on KQED . We are discharged tonight by Willie , a breadbox from Oklahoma . How are you, Willie ? Person : heavy , I am so depressed happiness to be on the show! Reporter: rich , what do you maeking teh secks about the vagina-like rugby game this week? Person: SLIPPERS I think it will be crunchtastic . I stabbing the crotchless pants your are jackhammering ! Reporter: Why, YOU GOT SERVED , I serve the handmaid you have on your phalanges ! Person: OW . I cornholed it in Indonesia on my vacation. Reporter: BREAST FEEDING ! How was Indonesia ? Person: UMBRELLA it was simply sexy ! I went with Joan Rivers for our Flag Day . We went to see the Sam's House and of course no trip is complete without going out to Lester's Chicken and Waffles to poop ! Reporter : JUMPING JAHOSAFAT I play the Lester's Chicken and Waffles too! don't they have manly Al Rokers ? Person: Well we actually sexed the blue Chris Farley . Reporter: That sounds very creamy . Was it? Person: CHOCOLATE it was sexy . Reporter: oh that's too blue .Were you red ? Person : A T-REX IS JERKING OFF I was red . Why I'm here, aren't I? REporter: Why JAMES BROWN you are! hump you for you ugly Fartinmowler . OKay and next, How to suck a penis on the KQED !

WELL THAT FUCKING SUCKED. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY