[mburbank]

Sell it to me? Why not just unban me, you cowardly, lazy, ignorant mook?

Why should I pay for something that's obviously of no worth to you at all.

But you know what? Let's take up a collection. Because if it came down to it you'd never sell it to me for use as a parody site. You'll boast about but in the end you'll chicken out, like always.

I'll start the fund. I'll put up twelve cents of my own, that's what I happen to have in loose change in my desk drawer right now. You need to provide me with a way to send you the money and a way to send me your password and whatever else I need to get your own personal deadzone up and running.