See, this is what happens when I try to be nice to girls. They take it the wrong way, and my niceness is completely lost. Then when it's explained, they say "oh thanks
" and go fuck the guy whose comments toward her are restricted to the chest down. And then I go cry myself to sleep while hugging my teddy bear, because it's the only means I have for affection. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.
Kahl, I'm not a homophobe, especially since you just said you have a girlfriend. The "I flash it to desperately horney men who pay me money for it" put mental images in my mind that were faily horrific, in a "giant monster penis slides its way down city streets" kind of way.