ONE TIME DREV TRIED TO MAEK TEH INTARNET SECKS WITH ME.
Drev779: i'm horny ;-;
Switch Dingo: WOAH FELLAH, YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
Switch Dingo: I don't swing that way
Drev779: i don't wither

Switch Dingo: YOU ODN'T WITHER?
Switch Dingo: you stay for the long haul eh?
BUT I RESISTED HIS TEMPTATIONS.
