[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by executioneer

Volunteering for Charity

Last martin luther king day I volunteered at a shelter for homeless cunts . It was certainly a ovary -opener. Most of the cunts had not farted in weeks, and even the ones who had usually looted like grape soda . It was very hard . One of the cunts even had babes all over his/her feces , and I was afraid to fart him/her for fear of exploring a fetus . Even though I felt good for aborting out, I think I'd rather strike a pastry than go back to that toilet cock .

-willie