Alright sinners, its time to tell Minister Mad Max all the naughty things you've done!
Are you a married woman, or a widow, or a virgin, or have you lost your virginity?
How many times?
Did you want anybody?
Are you relatives?
In what degree are you relatives?
Have you sinned with a woman?
Were they your relatives?
Did you commit sin with some woman using both parts?
Have you kissed any woman?
Was she your mother, the one who gave you birth?
Have you committed sodomy?
Have you touched the lower parts of a man with pleasure, wishing to commit a sin?
Have you committed any sin with any beast?
Have you committed sin with a woman while she was lying down like an animal on four feet, or have you put her like that, wanting to sin with her?
And how many have sinned with you?
And was one your father, the one who begat you?
And was one your elder brother?
And was one your younger brother?
And have you sinned with another woman as if you were a man and woman?
So line on up and the molestations will be quick and kept to a minimum, I promise!
