[Captain Robo]

I am so gay, I love to sniff my mothers panties and wear them under my clothes at school. One day the jocks gave me a wedgie to reveal my silky lingerie and I got kinda turned on by it. Even when they started beating my up and calling me a girl, it just seemed to give me an even bigger hard-on.
One time I was curious to see what it felt like for girls to put tampons in, so I stole one of my sister's with the plastic applicator. I got it wet with spit and stuck it in, pushed it, and pulled the plastic part out. The sharp edges kind of hurt, but the big scare came when I realized I had pushed the string in. I couldn't shit for about 2 1/2 days but when it finnaly came out it was three times bigger.