[Perndog]

Unlike you, Fartin, I-Mockery does not constitute a portion of my real life, and anything that does or does not happen in this little online world has absolutely no bearing on my everyday existence. I have no qualms laughing among real friends for a moment about the ignorance of a lonely teenaged virgin whom I will never meet.

As far as having anything better to do...how long do you think it takes to speak one sentence? I'm not sure about you, but for those of us who actually have a respectable command of our native language, it's hard to regret the waste of those three seconds.