[mburbank]

Excuse me, I LIKE explaining my jokes. Not only does it imply that another poster is too stupid to get the joke, (which is unfair, because why should spectre know my name or Sspads, but I wasn't doing it to slam spectre. I was just doing it to be funny. Now I'm doing it to you, but this time I do mean to as a slam. See, that's funny AND it's a callback AND it's explaining an entire joke structure as opposed to just a joke) , but the very act of laboriously explaining a joke is funny in and of intself in that it thwarts expectation. Unless I do it too often. THAT's the reason I do it sparingly, not just because today is a slow day.

It is slow day, though.



Good christ I'm bored.