[FS]

LANFYNYDD, WALES - In protest of the construction of a wind energy mill park, the Welsh town of Lanfynydd is changing its name to Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybarcudprindanfygythiadtr ienusyrhafnauole, translating roughly to "a quiet and beautiful town, historical location with rare falcons, threatened by wretched propellor blades."

Now come on, that's not a language. Welsh has got to be just a drawn-out practical joke someone started when they accidentally sat on their typewriter while trying to think a name for their cat, "Feafebniaobfeoafioeanbf."