MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE MY INSULTS LIKE THIS.
You pretentious mother fucker.
Don't think I can't hear you.
Because I can.
Your unimpressive attempt at sounding as though you have some shred of intelligence has left me thoroughly unfazed, erstwhile I had taken the liberty to previously establish my apparent idiocy, thus rendering any attempt by yourself to appear intellectually superior null and void by a simple process of changing my tone.
LOL JUST KIDDING

NO WAY!
FUCK YOU
FAG