Yeah, here it is in summary:
Seth, I remember you saying that Hebrew characters didn't have meaning until after the torah was written.
Seth, all the resources I've seen agree with you, but I still think you're wrong.
Seth, I'm so smart that I know the first letter is Aleph. I'm not smart enough however to realize that it's not the same as their word for "one".
Seth, you and the entire world are dumber than me because I realize that the Egyptians had extra-terrestrial intelligence and taught the Jews Gematria before the Torah was written even though Gematria is a strictly Jewish term, because, hey, why wouldn't they teach it to them?
