[CaptainBubba]

I have a confession. Sometimes I secretly fantasize about my girlfriend bein all pregnified with my babies and me taking care of her all cute like with the feeding and paranoid protection and whatnot. Itd be cute.

Sometimes I also get paranoid tha she might be like 2 weeks pregnant, so I push on her stomache really hard and it hurts her and makes here have to pee but i think ive killed at least two of the little fuckers.