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CRAZED RIGHT WING IDDEOLOGUE SENSES KERRY WILL WIN!


Frequent I-mockery Poster turns irrelivant in panic stricken Frenzy
By Max Burbank


Naldo Gizzy Reagan, a known supporter of President Bush posted an article under a headline that had nothing at all to do with the actions described in the article. Mr. Reagan was deeply disturbed by recent indications he had no plan B in the event of Kerry winning and refused to even concider such an event. In a state of panic, he cut and pasted a random article under a provocative headline.

"I hope he gets better soon" I just wrote, "He used to have a sort of mild relevance. Now he can't hold an E-conversation at all. I think he' gone mental."