SILENCE CUNT! MASTURBATION IS MORE AWKWARD AND EMBARRASING WHEN YOU ARE A VIRGIN!
I have alot of friends that have lost their virginity and they like to tell me I'm a loser because I haven't.
But thats ok because I know that all
MY STDs came from my
mother's dirty fun hole when I was just a babe.
Yes, college is going to be a place of temptation indeed! But hold fast noble one! For the reward of our patience will truly be sweet! What would a honeymoon be without premature ejaculation and the traditional misplacement of our members as we hump thin air?