[Skulhedface]

Funny you should bring them up. One of them is hawking a phone line now. Lest you start thinking X-rated, it's not that. It's if you don't pay your phone bill, Southwestern Bell would rather take a golf club to the teeth than give you phone service, you hate cell phones, and you don't like using your neighbor's phone so you need a phone. It's like "Phone Service Lite" I believe.