I just want to bail
From this popcorn trail
Tell the hunchback pope, "Save me a seat in Hell!"
I want a cure for the mange
Rip the riff from LeGrange
Stretch my neck out straight for the scent of some strange
I want a time machine
I want a steak cut lean
I want to bitch slap that silly ass Mr Clean
I want tall dark lady
I want to have a drink with Grady
I want to line up a show and rock out for Sadie
I want some airplay
I don't want to stay
I want to drive a steak through the heart of ClearChannel, mmm-kay
I want food stamps
I want a rag that's damp
So I can wash my dirty ass
All the live long day
