"yo yo yo whats up, this is vin diesel...hey...let me know if you want me to take any good roles in a movie...because I'm having a lot of trouble finding one...yeah...uh...leave a message"
hahahahahah seriously
And an example of a "fan" picking up a number:
"i'm a whore...*burp*...i'm a fucking whore...*burp*...god i'm a whore"...Please leave your message after the tone.
That would be Ms. Lindsey Lohan.