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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Who, of the following, will be the first to be killed in a horror movie... and why?
A.) The pretty coed
B.) The old geezer, usually in some desolate place late at night at some job like night watchman
C.) The black guy
D.) Pretty coed's jock boyfriend
E.) The professor/archeologist/evil scientist
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The geezer gets killed first, at night, in a shot that doesn't actually show the killer.
The coed gets killed if she's stupid, mean, sex-starved or all three. Whether she gets killed before her boyfriend is up in the air, since whoever gets killed is then found by the other, who then gets killed directly after.
If there's a guy and girl that end up pairing up with each other, the black guy's one of the last (of the "good" group) to die, because he doesn't have a girlfriend, so he's obsolete.
The evil scientist dies as the last, or one of the last characters, maybe before one or two friends die. If he's somehow responsible for whatever's killing people, he'll die shouting "you can't do this! I created youuaaaAARGH", if not, he'll die when he stupidly "goes back in" to retrieve important scientific stuff.
Yup.