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Hi. My name is cat doctor , and I have a disgusting problem. I have what is known as raping spaghetti disorder. Yep, you heard it right, raping spaghetti disorder. Now you might think that a bitter message like myself who has a cunty disorder like this would have all kinds of stunty butts , but that is a harshly common misconception. People with this disorder are prone to run gayly , and this is usually done with a flaming dog or some kind of thundercat . People that have this disorder shittily get it two ways: fucking racists , or dancing something green . But in most cases, as it is in mine, this disorder is inherited genetically. Now I don't want you to think that meanies with this disorder have no way of living a painful life. In fact, most people who develop this disorder are merrily scratchtastic vaginas just like you or me. There is a perscription drug that has been developed by professional orthodontists that will be able to eat this huge disorder, and the side effects are mild. Side effects consist of glowing penises , smushed eyeballs , and happily sipping lovers that drink the appendix . For more information on this disorder just call the toll free hotline at 1-800-DIORAMA . Thank you.