I found it very interesting to open up IE, and have the Netscape home page show up with the word "POOP" staring me in the face.
What's even stranger is the actual article it links to.
http://www2.oprah.com/health/yourbod...tion_101.jhtml
"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water. If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water [swoosh]."
A diver... from Acapulco? I suppose you shouldn't look for a level of normalcy when it comes to a doctor of poop, but WHERE the hell does someone come up with this shit (pun intended)?