[Helm]

Yes, true. I was looking for porn the other day while talking to a friend on the internet. As I was having no luck I turned to her for help and she told me that if I can't find good porn I must have weird fetishes or something. So I said that I was just looking for pictures of pretty girls enjoying having sex (true). She searched with me for a while and then admitted it's probably easier to find a variety of pictures of people shoving coconuts up their asses than what I was after. So I instead fucked my cat.