[VinceZeb]

Crisco and duck meat, huh? And I'm fat? No, what proof do you have of this?

Now, lets make an examination of you, shall we? First off, you are too shallow to care about a war, something that is real. This already shows that to the world that you are a worthless piece of shit. You have no attachment to reality. Your avatar pick.. "Hot Lunch"? Is that something that your 3 netgeek friends find funny? Because the vast majority of the world with at least one brain cell doesn't really think it is funny.

Oh yeah, I can guess the hot Friday night for Jamesman. He is going to sit his either hopelessly skinny or tubby fat ass down in front of his computer. He is going to surf second-rate humor sites that hardly anyone knows about. He is going to finish downloading his hentai tenacle porn and start beatin. Mom is going to bang on the door!

"Boy, take the garbage out"

And Jamesman will say in his pimply, whiny brace face voice. "I'M BUSY MOM! JESUS CHRIST, LEAVE ME ALONE!"

And there he goes on, wankin away. He is going to talk about how bad he is and how he doesnt need parents and he is a man who can survive on his own, even though he is a little highschooler or a 20+ year old who lives with his parents still.

"Get a job, you lazy worthless bitch!" The old man says.

"GAWD!!!!!", screams Jamesman. He runs into his room, with little tears rolling down his pimply cheeks. He sits down to the only person that cares, that understands... Miss La Blue Girl. So he continues to wank away at his 2 inch pecker.

"Hey, want to go out to a party?"

Our hip cool netgeek finishes a night of slamming someone over the net, so his ego is inflated. He is going out to get girls!

So Jamesman and his friends arrive at a party. For geek/loser standards, its pretty happenin'. But then, Jamesman fucks up!

"Hi, hows it going." A decent looking chick says.

"Hi!", Jamesman almost yelps in excitement, his penis hardening by the fact that A GIRL FINALLY NOTICED HIS EXISTANCE!

So the conversation continues, and then Jamesman, just like his entire existance, becomes a big fuck up. He begins to talk about comic books, video games, and obscure references to movies and sites no one cares about and it's obvious that this girl is not interested. But he keeps talking. Suddenly the girl just walks away and Jamesman releases his torrant of swearing and jokes about her socal status.

Jamesman feels good, he degraded someone! Too bad at the end of the day he is still going to be the only guy in town that hasnt even seen a chick with only a bra on in real life! But it doesnt matter, his little blue girl waits at home.

So that is the life of Jamesman. Now, you see, if you suddenly dissapear from the Earth today, no one would care. You are not that important in the grand sceme of things. Whereas I am. My reality doesn't end when the computer goes. Your's does. Shape up, little geek bitch. Reality is going to be hellish when it hits you. But continue to be yourself. Continue to try to be funny and/or cute. Wake up each morning with the realization that your life is worthless and not stimulating. I'll continue to wake up early, go work out, do important work, go to work and make a difference, and build up for a fun weekend starting late tonight.

When you are in your mom's basement or your dorky college dorm tonight, ask yourself: If I die, who's gonna give a shit? Frankly, it won't be me.